Although my dental appointment yesterday was mostly without incident, every time the hygienist accidentally scratched my tender pink gum with the sharp scraper tool while cleaning my teeth, I thought about how utterly awful a coat hanger abortion would feel.
Labels: I am a bad person sometimes, mortification, random
posted by Suzanne @ 10:06 AM
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4 Comments:
urgh! and i thought being told i have cavities (due to my lax philosophy on flossing) was bad imagery.
The things one thinks about while getting their teeth cleaned. :-)
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