Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants

* because life is hairy *

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Happy March!

Just sayin'. I'm going into March like a very nervous lion with a lot of decisions to make (should I hunt now or later? go where the gazelles usually hang out, even though I hate that pasture, or try to find a new place to harvest gazelle meat? maybe I should forget about the gazelles altogether and focus on zebras?), so I hope that I end the month like a very content lamb, albeit not one that has no idea she is about to turn into lamb chops.

God, I love metaphors.

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2 Comments:

At March 03, 2008 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may want to learn the difference between simile and metaphor before entering an MFA program...

 
At March 03, 2008 4:06 PM, Anonymous Suzanne said...

As my friend's third grade teacher explained to her, a simile is always a metaphor, although a metaphor is not always a simile.

 

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