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Friday, February 22, 2008

In Which I Get Crafty

Recently Husband asked me to be a bit more active in maintaining our apartment when I am not working. Initially, I resented this request because I hate feeling like an unemployed loser and I detest housework, but it is really only fair. If he's out earning 97% of our income*, I should contribute in other ways.

A few days ago, I vacuumed. Today, instead of spending my entire morning reading MFA blogs and unnecessarily stressing myself out about whether or not I will get into an MFA program, I decided to be productive. We bought some fabric for a new curtain for our kitchen window at Ikea a few weeks ago, and I thought I should work on getting it up.

This was a bad idea for several reasons. First, when I woke up, I discovered that I slept on my neck funny, and it has been hurting all day. Standing on a step ladder and holding up a ginormous ream of fabric to try and measure out what I need for the window only made it worse. Second, I had to meet someone for lunch to discuss a potential consulting project, so starting a big production an hour before I had to leave was asking for disaster. Fortunately, my lunch date moved our appointment back by 30 minutes, I didn't rush out with pins all over the kitchen.

Anyway, here's how it stands:

Normally there's more light in our kitchen in the afternoon, but it's a snowy-rainy day, so it's pretty dark outside in general. (In case you worried that I live in some sort of dungeon...) I'm pretty pleased with my initial work given that I can't cut or sew straight. OK, so it's not exactly sewn yet, just pinned up. (I don't have a machine, so I'll hand sew it up eventually.) Still, I'm proud of my new red and white hippopotamus curtains. I can't wait until Husband sees them.

*Although he will always out earn me, and he never, ever lords that over me. When I do work consistently, he does not ask me to do extra housework, and on top of that, he does the vast majority of our laundry, anyway. Of course, 97% of the laundry is his, but that's another story.

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6 Comments:

At February 22, 2008 8:20 PM, Blogger mar said...

cute!

 
At February 22, 2008 9:31 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

Aw. My little furry Martha Stewart.

 
At February 23, 2008 1:04 AM, Blogger PhD in Yogurtry said...

is that a transom window? at first I thought you ran out of fabric. cute hippos.

 
At February 23, 2008 11:16 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Actually, I did run out of fabric because I improperly measured the window. However, I decided that is OK so we can get a little bit of light while retaining privacy. Or I'll make a separate curtainy thing for the top at some point, as there is plenty of fabric left over.

 
At February 24, 2008 6:15 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

Very impressive! Would you be willing to be a guest blogger on Crafts for the Clueless?

 
At February 24, 2008 6:47 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Absolutely! I am a very clueless curtain craftsperson.

 

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