While on a quest for hiking socks (which should not have been as difficult as it was, but it seems that only children's shoe stores carry hiking socks for women with size six feet - what the fuck, yo?), I passed a sign outside a salon. The sign read:
Free bikini waxing with every eyebrow waxing.Does anyone else think that seems like it should be the other way around? The world baffles me.
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7 Comments:
i wouldn't know about size 6s. i had size 10s when i was in 6th grade. then my feet shrunk freshman year in college when i lost weight.
That's the most peculiar offer I've ever heard of. How 'bout you throw in a free lip waxing and leave it at that?
Average Jane: Heh heh heh. Maybe that's what they thought they were offering...
Maybe it's a testament that nobody wants bikini waxes anymore, so they're giving them away for free.
SmartWool sox are the best. Expensive, but you can toss them in the wash and they are sturdy and toasty.
I am getting so furry I need everything waxed. The more free parts, the better. Flippin' perimenopause.
I totally want to take oart of that deal. Bikini waxes cost way more than eyebrow ones. Where did you see the sign????
I would totally think it should be the other way around. Maybe they're trying to attract more first timers?
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