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Sunday, December 09, 2007

Replaced!

Husband was out at the 2007 edition of the annual Beer & Deer Tour (this involves going to bars around the city and playing the game Big Buck Hunter; t-shirts are sold to those who participate and prizes are awarded in various categories at the end of the event. I wish I was making this up, but alas, I am not.), so no humans were home when I came back from Chicago last night. Tycho the Rabbit greeted me by shoving his ass in my face when I went over to pet him. I went into the bedroom, and discovered that Husband replaced me* during my short trip to my parents' house:



I guess Theo-Suzanne is nicer to both Husband and Tycho. Theo probably also didn't eat the cinnamon roll he meant to bring home for Husband from Ann Sather restaurant, or a hot dog at the airport, or large quantities of holiday cookies, or chocolate that expired a year ago but still was luscious, or Halloween candy, so I guess he also has less gas than I do. I can't say I wouldn't prefer Theo to me under those conditions, either.

*Husband claims that they were playing dress up when I was gone, and Theo wanted to dress up like me in my pjs while Husband dressed up like a pirate. I still think he replaced me.

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5 Comments:

At December 09, 2007 11:30 AM, Blogger Count Mockula said...

That's hilarious! Too bad there are no pics of the alleged pirate costume...

 
At December 09, 2007 2:02 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Exactly why I don't believe him! It's not like Theo couldn't take the picture...

 
At December 09, 2007 5:10 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

Cheating on you! How could he??

 
At December 09, 2007 7:09 PM, Blogger super des said...

well at least Theo was wearing pants and not the underwear he used to model.

 
At December 09, 2007 10:59 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Des, that is an EXCELLENT point, although Husband just told me he was glad I didn't catch Theo earlier or "that would've been embarrassing!"

 

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