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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Off the See the (Warm) Sunshine*

For some people, the reason to go to sunny places is to get a tan and lay out on the beach. I hate sand and I try and stay out of the sun. Husband and I have a fun, active trip planned instead.

This is what I looked like before leaving for Hawaii, except more bundled up (maybe even with a scarf knitted by Ev!):


This is what I will look like upon my return from Hawaii:


This assessment of my current and future appearance is informed by previous travels to hot sunny places during cold and/or clammy months. While I do enjoy the sun, it plays wicked games with me. Seeing as I have enough problems with my health without throwing skin cancer into the mix, I always wear hats and sunscreen when I visit tropical paradises or baking developing countries. Thus I come back just as pasty as when I left, although I have as much fun in my own way as the sun worshippers.

More to come, live from Hawaii!

*It's actually been sunny here for the past two days, it's just a freezing cold sunshine.

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4 Comments:

At December 19, 2007 5:36 AM, Blogger ET said...

Enjoy your trip! I know you will, with or without my suggestion.

 
At December 19, 2007 6:44 AM, Blogger Average Jane said...

You sound like me. I used up two cans of spray-on sunscreen on a 4-day trip to Jamaica last year and didn't get any visible sun whatsoever.

Have a wonderful trip!

 
At December 19, 2007 10:00 AM, Blogger super des said...

Ah yes, the sun. My mortal enemy.
Have a great sun-free trip!

 
At December 19, 2007 4:05 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

Have a great time! I know two boys who would love to fly out and join you if you get bored.

 

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