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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Jewish Pussy Expansion

I am pleased to announce that people are becoming slightly more discerning in their Google searches for "jewish pussy." Over the past week, CUSS had several hits based on searches for "kosher pussy" and "beautiful jewish pussy." My pride is overwhelming. I can't wait to see what people come up with next.

Pause.

That was a short wait. So my friend, who is a liberal like me, keeps being contacted by a guy who read her profile on jdate. (Jdate is the Jewish online dating site, for those of you who might not be in the Jew loop.) His profile explains that he is a Republican, and likes football, red meat and the stock market. In addition to being a Democrat, my friend tends toward chicken, fish, and other non-meat products, has zero interest in the stock market, and is one of four Americans who doesn't watch the Super Bowl.

Not that opposites can't attract, but the kicker is his blog, which describes his interests as:
Blogging is a shameless ploy to get what I really want, which is to be sandwiched between two hot republican Jewish brunettes. If I only get one of them, that is good enough, provided she gets pregnant and the kids end up with her loveliness and my last name.
My friend did point out that he might not be that bad, as the woman might be able to keep her name as long as the kids get his. Oy vey.

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7 Comments:

At September 04, 2007 10:43 AM, Anonymous jessica said...

Holy shit, he sounds like a nightmare.

 
At September 04, 2007 9:00 PM, Blogger Count Mockula said...

Holy... what a... I mean, what the? I mean... Sheesh!

 
At September 05, 2007 8:29 AM, Blogger DangerDoll said...

Hot, Republican, Jewish, brunette...

Damn, he's picky.

 
At September 05, 2007 7:04 PM, Blogger karrie said...

I think we need a link to his profile.

;)

Oh, and jdatedude just needs to book a vacation at the Turks & Caicos Club Med. He'd fins exactly what he's looking for. Two or three times before the van from the airport even makes it to the resort.

 
At May 26, 2008 4:27 PM, OpenID PENIX said...

What the fuck is this? I came here for kosher pussy.

 
At November 25, 2008 11:16 AM, Anonymous Goyum said...

Yeah I want to try some kosher pussy. Also I'm interested in this "pussy expansion" you speak of

 
At May 01, 2009 2:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF where is the kosher pussy

 

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