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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Suzanne Reisman, Swimsuit Model, Takes a Stand

A few months ago, I launched a lame protest against the unattainable beauty standard set by the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I was way too wussy to actually pose in my underwear, though, so I made a duct tape version of myself. Duct Tape Suzanne didn't really capture all my bulges, but she did a good enough job demonstrating that people with B cups don't explode out of bras.

Recently, a number of airbrushing incidents have come to light. Catherine Morgan put a nice photo montage of some of the incidents on her blog; Rita Arens described the photoshopping of young pageant girls on BlogHer, and D Listed puts up tons of photos on his site. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition contains women airbrushed to the hilt.

With all the airbrushing out there, I wonder why models are even needed any more. Magazines and the fashion industry could save tons of money by hiring shlubs like me at a low rate, then painting a new face or body on the picture. That said, I am also increasingly pissed at the bullshit that is out there. Other than the Dove Real Beauty campaign, which depicts "normal" women of a variety of body types and ages in order to sell lotion, there are very few depictions of just us regular ladies. Fuck that. Let's start the "Normal Woman Photo Campaign." Here's what I look like in my new Gottex Blue bathing suit:



Am I mortified at how chubby I look? Yes, but it is me. I shouldn't feel ashamed at not being perfect. I'm not going to any more, either. Join the Swimsuit Brigade and stand up for normal women. Post a picture of yourself online in your swimsuit. Don't put yourself down. You look fabulous. Models don't speak for us, and airbrushed ones even less so. Let's represent.

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23 Comments:

At August 16, 2007 9:19 AM, Blogger super des said...

I'm in.
I never actually got around to finding my swimsuit, and I don't have a camera right now, but I'll do it just to get others on the ball.

I think you look great. Models are freaks by definition, so ergo they also look freaky in swimsuits.

 
At August 16, 2007 9:58 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Thanks Des. The funny thing is, of course, when I saw the picture, I wanted to re-take it so I would look less "fat." Then I laughed because that is the whole fucking point.

 
At August 16, 2007 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go for it!
Good looking swimsuit, good looking woman!
Only thing missing is a smile
Tom

 
At August 16, 2007 11:43 AM, Anonymous jessica said...

Oh, how I wish I had the balls to join you! But, I don't. I'm FAT. Not chubby, fat. I don't own a swimsuit. Funny, though, I swim frequently in summer - in a tank top and boy-short swimsuit bottoms. Or naked - cuz, you know, that's MUCH better. Heh.

 
At August 16, 2007 11:55 AM, Blogger Bryna said...

I'll take a pix on my vaca this weekend and join the brigade. I will be the hugely pregnant model. :)

 
At August 16, 2007 12:56 PM, Anonymous lizriz said...

You totally rock, Suzanne.

May I suggest you suggest a tag for peeps who post in response to your call to action?

Added to my list of things to do...

 
At August 16, 2007 1:10 PM, Blogger Sara said...

I wish I was brave enough to join but I spent all last weekend in a t-shirt and shorets at a POOL PARTY b.c I am so unahppy with how I look right now.

And I really like that picutre of you.

 
At August 16, 2007 1:10 PM, Blogger RossoBella said...

Good for you Suzanne! As a photographer I have been a perpetrator to the kinds of beauty standards you are rebelling against. These standards have bothered me for a long time. So, I began an art project that finally launched this week. It's called Rosso Bella, and it is basically an art-a-day project. Rather than using skinny models, I am using myself instead - approaching 40, not so hung up on watching my weight.

If more of us do things like this, perhaps we will achieve a new standard of beauty.

Sincerely,
Anon
http://www.rossobella.com

 
At August 16, 2007 1:13 PM, Blogger viciousrumours said...

I don't even feel mortified. I'm overweight, I know I'm overweight...I just honestly don't give a damn what someone I don't know thinks of me in a bathing suit. It took me a LONG time to get that comfortable with myself and I'm proud to be here. So I'm in. It will take a week or so because I don't have a digital camera, but I'm in.

 
At August 16, 2007 1:18 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

Way to go, Suzanne! You look great!

 
At August 16, 2007 4:20 PM, Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

Okay. (DEEP BREATH.) Will take photo over vacay next week.

Will (DEEP BREATH) post it.

(EXHALE.)

 
At August 16, 2007 5:08 PM, Blogger Mom101 said...

You're my hero. Don't know that I can do it. I can photoshop my head onto your body though.

 
At August 16, 2007 5:50 PM, Blogger DAV said...

Yowza! Hubba Hubba Hubba!

 
At August 16, 2007 7:24 PM, Anonymous Catherine Morgan said...

WAY TO GO SUZANNE!!! You look GREAT! I am so going to jump on this bandwagon. It might take me a day or two to get the picture and then (the hard part) try to figure out how to get it onto my computer and then size it and get it into my blog. But...I will.

You have something here Suzanne...this could become a real "movement" -- It's "the real thing", and that's a great thing. Women standing tall and proud, and not in judgment of themselves.

WAY TO GO!!!

 
At August 16, 2007 8:31 PM, Anonymous mom said...

That's my Suzanne!

 
At August 16, 2007 10:18 PM, Anonymous Suzanne said...

Aw, shucks. I was all bracing for some nasty anonymous comments, but now I'm almost inspired for an underwear shot.

Ha ha ha ha.

 
At August 16, 2007 10:38 PM, Anonymous dr. p said...

hey suz, you look great!!!! nice suit too. you are braver than many many women out there.

 
At August 16, 2007 11:56 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

OMG I can't do it. You have revealed my wimpness.

I am so proud of you!

 
At August 17, 2007 1:42 AM, Blogger Nora H. said...

Go you! I was just about to post something about how my mother in law has a nicer body than me, and now I won't! Mine rocks! All curvy and delicious. Thank you for your courage.

 
At August 19, 2007 10:20 PM, Blogger Lucy said...

Gal, you look hot. I just wish you were hairier!

 
At August 20, 2007 9:33 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Hey Lucy, I am! Shockingly, it didn't come out in the picture.

 
At August 20, 2007 2:46 PM, Anonymous laurie said...

Haha, you tagged this "mortification." I'm finding this really entertaining for some reason.

 
At August 21, 2007 9:43 PM, Blogger Amy Jo said...

I did mine! I wanted to get a shot in my maternity suit, anyway! Great idea Suzanne!

 

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