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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

No Beating Around the Bush (heh heh) Here

The first thing I realized when I arrived at The Living Museum yesterday was that it is more a working studio than a museum or art gallery. Artists worked at stations and in installation rooms throughout the large, light filled building, which previously served as a cafeteria for patients. Other activities took place as well. During my tour, which was given by an extremely gifted artist and outpatient named John, we stopped into a room with two couches (painted a la Keith Harring) and a coffee table.

"This is our break room," John explained as we stood in the center. "We come u p here to sleep and sometimes have sex."

Yes, the museum lives up to the "Living" part of its title. I was sure not to touch anything. The same rule applied when I went to the bathroom. I have no idea what was in the sink, but it was full of some grayish, grittish substance. I decided that I should not wash my hands after squatting over the toilet and using Kleenex from my backpack to wipe.

After the museum, I headed down the street to Alley Pond Park, which is the second largest park in Queens and a nature reserve. I was so inspired by this sign that I decided to take a picture with my cell phone and risk huge fees by texting it to my email:



I love truth in advertising.

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7 Comments:

At August 29, 2007 9:13 AM, Blogger super des said...

ha ha ha that's a great sign! I love that it was put up by the city.

And Ew for the museum.

 
At August 29, 2007 10:23 AM, Anonymous dianne said...

more likely than not(i hope)the sink was gross from dumping out paint brush water and washing out arty stuff.

i have missed our favorite game... answer me this:

would you rather lick the cushion of the couch in the sex, err i mean break room or lick the inside of the sink?

 
At August 29, 2007 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's HARING, woman! Sadly, the last time I had Benny to the vet, his sister was not my vet tech. Maybe she doesn't work there anymore...

Steph

 
At August 29, 2007 5:02 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

I think I'm going to get a sign like that for our park, but the word "dog" will be replaced with "child".

 
At August 29, 2007 5:47 PM, Blogger Working Girl said...

I suppose there are some toilets over which it is appropriate to squat...

 
At August 29, 2007 6:12 PM, Blogger DangerDoll said...

I love that sign and like Alex, my immediate thought was how to adjust it to pertain to children instead.

Then go on a mass posting spree across the city.

Hee.

 
At September 08, 2008 5:32 PM, Blogger bobmcalister said...

what the phuck is this ...and where is the hairy jewsish wuss ?

 

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