Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: Toilets Do Not Get Much Grosser Than This

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Toilets Do Not Get Much Grosser Than This

Don't say I didn't warn you with the title.

When John's camera broke on the first day of the trip (how badly does that suck?), he began using Rachel's camera to take pictures for both of them. On Saturday, Rachel gave me a CD burned with pictures from her camera. This was one of them. I have no idea what on earth is in that toilet. I'm just impressed that whatever restroom this was taken in even had a toilet.

Also, upon further study, I noticed that not only does this toilet have wings, but the seat and lid are also almost the same color as the one in my parents' bathroom in the basement. This should not make me laugh, but it does. Maybe I will get fired from my consulting job for cackling and blogging. (One can only hope...)

Labels: Damn, doody stories, fun trips, hilarity, mortification, My parents' house

9 Comments:

At May 23, 2007 1:52 PM, super des said...: I'm going to assume this was taken in India even though you didn't mention it.

I don't take pictures of toilets, or things I find in them.
At May 23, 2007 2:57 PM, viciousrumours said...: It's like a bad accident on the side of the highway, you know you shouldn't look, but you can't help yourself.
At May 23, 2007 3:51 PM, Just A Girl said...: that's just nasty....
At May 23, 2007 4:56 PM, Kathy said...: I'm de-lurking for this one. Is it my monitor or are the contents, um, foaming?
At May 23, 2007 6:16 PM, mom said...: Thanks for associating our toilet with that whatever it is.
At May 23, 2007 7:16 PM, DangerDoll: said...: That looks like last night's vodka shooters to me.
At May 23, 2007 8:26 PM, Count Mockula said...: Okay, maybe I'm fucked in the head, but... with the color and what appears to be hair and everything... does it look kind of... yonic?
At May 23, 2007 10:21 PM, Suzanne said...: My friend Rachels' friend John took the picture in India. He's high quality.

It does look disturbingly yonic. And I like the word "yonic." I think I will find ways to use that more often.

Also, the contents totally look foaming! It makes you wonder, oh yes it does.

To be 100% clear - only the color of the lid and seat remind me of the toilet in my parents' basement. While it does gurgle and possibly function as a bidet sometimes, their toilet is not nasty.
At May 23, 2007 11:02 PM, Alex Elliot said...: I feel ill looking at it. Sometimes when I get really really stressed I have dreams having to be in a bathroom and the toilet being disgusting.