Happy Mother's Day

This is my mom modeling her vintage "Sex is a Misdemeanor - De More I Miss, De Meaner I Get" t-shirt. She wore it all the time when I was growing up.

There are many reasons why I love my mom.

While I don't have any pictures of my mother-in-law in demented t-shirts from the early '80s (as far as I know), she is also the shit. She asked us to take her to a Mets game for Mother's Day so she could scream really loudly. Who wouldn't love her, too?