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Monday, April 16, 2007

Your Insight is Killing Me

I get a lot of hits from people googling "jewish pussy." On Thursday, November, 30 I wondered what people were exactly looking for with this search. Did they think that Jewish pussy somehow looked different from Christian pussy? I requested that searchers let me know what they were thinking to satisfy my curiosity.

Over the next few months, a few comments tickled in. However, this most recent one takes the cake:
Why do I google "Jewish Pussy"? It is a test. One can find scores of prono websites for "Asian Pussy", "White Pussy", "Black Pussy", "Japanese Pussy", "German Pussy"...etc. Yet no web sites for "Jewish Pussy". Interestingly enough, many websites that exploit Women of various ethnic or racial types are indeed owned and oeprated by JEWS!!! Thus, they do not respect non Jewish Women. Boycott porno forever.
What the FUCK are you talking about? While Judaism certainly is a culture, it is more comparable to look and see if there are sites for Christian pussy or Hindu pussy, not Asian pussy. More disturbing, how on earth can you decide randomly that Jews operate those websites?

This is not the first time people have left crazy remarks about Jews being bad people on CUSS. On the other hand, is ther not something really funny about someone sanctimoniously researching different kinds of pussy on the internet? It cracks me up inspite of myself.

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At April 16, 2007 2:32 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

Your post made my laugh! That comment was definitely interesting. Now why again did they decide that Jews operate porno sites?

I find google searches themselves interesting. Someone found blog by searching for "how to get my preschooler to listen and follow directions." When the person finds that out, I hope they let me know!

At April 16, 2007 3:45 PM, Blogger Working Girl said...

Suzanne, I feel that Christian pussy is too broad a term and, therefore, not descriptive. Can one truly lump Pentecostal pussy together with Greek Orthodox pussy? Mennonite pussy with Southern Baptist pussy?

Can you just see this idiot, sitting in front of the computer, searching for pussy? For Jesus?

At April 16, 2007 4:11 PM, Blogger Peg (wishes Paradise had a "spring" season) said...

WTF? That's all I have to say about that.

I wonder if Redneck pussy is dumped in the same class as hillbilly pussy? Because there is a major difference there....

At April 16, 2007 10:00 PM, Blogger DangerDoll said...

ROTF at Working Girl..."Pussy for Jesus!" I LOVE IT!

Actually, I'd say that person doing the religious genitalia searches is missing the whole point. Only MALE organs are identifiable by religion, yes?

At April 17, 2007 7:07 AM, Blogger karrie said...


I'm pretty sure that if I Google "atheist cunt", it will not bring up porn. Even though atheist pussy is highly superior to all other varieties.


At May 16, 2007 7:47 PM, Blogger Micah said...

"Only MALE organs are identifiable by religion, yes?"

Dangerdoll, actually, that is incorrect. Look up Female Genital Mutilation. This is an Islamic practice that is performed to females in certain areas of the world.

Can you really tell someone's religion based on if they are circumcised? In recent decades, circumcision was done for "medical reasons." I think you'd find circumcision to be a weak link to if one is of a particular religion. Even if it were for religious reasons (assuming the circumcision is performed during infancy), wouldn't it only point to the religion of the parents?


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