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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Get Your Pussy Here!

People are getting creative. Not only has the last few days brought 117 several visits to CUSS in their temporarily thwarted quest for "jewish pussy," but I really am starting to attract a diverse group of pussy seekers, including but not limited to:

insert egg into pussy
white pussy getting laid
japanese pussy
nipon pussy
tween pussy
unshaved pussy
college pussy
german pussy
hindu pussy
tight unshaved pussy
suzanne pussy
school girls pussy unshaved
zurich pussy
worlds largest pussy
world's hairiest pussy
winona ryder's pussy
young beaver/pussy
wife shaving pussy over 50
virgina madsen's pussy
utah single pussy
unshaven christian pussy
unshaved black pussy

Very impressive tour of a variety of ethnic groups and religions through a universal need for porn, isn't it?

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9 Comments:

At April 24, 2007 5:20 AM, Blogger Age is All in the Mind said...

Please tell me what use you to track the searches that led to your blog

 
At April 24, 2007 8:42 AM, Blogger super des said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

One of them is Suzanne pussy!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 
At April 24, 2007 10:01 AM, Blogger ET said...

White Pussy, Japanese Pussy, Jewish Pussy, Pussy here, Pussy there reminds me of a character in a James Bond movie (Goldfinger I think): Pussy Galore.

 
At April 24, 2007 10:51 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Age - I use sitemeter.com. It can be installed for free and it will show you what search terms people use to find your blog.

Des - suzanne pussy was both my favorite and the most disturbing search term.

Eddie - I think you are right - it is Goldfinger. E-I-E-I-O

 
At April 24, 2007 9:35 PM, Blogger Impossible Jane said...

Totally off the subject but not really...

last night as B.F. was tucking me into bed he said, "i've got more work to do before coming to bed I have to polish my snake." He said it with a serious face and I knew exactly what he meant. He's working on a painting and it has a snake in it. For real. It took me about 2 minutes then we both burst out laughing. Now I want to Google "Polish the snake" but am afriad someone will make fun of me on their blog!

 
At April 24, 2007 10:37 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

Your search terms are always good for a laugh!

 
At April 25, 2007 12:40 PM, Blogger QueenieB said...

I kind of like the "utah single pussy". That's somebody with some very specific porn needs...

 
At April 26, 2007 10:14 AM, Blogger karrie said...

Oh, jesus! So wrong and so funny.

T.U.P. cracks me up for some reason, as do the religious requirements for snatch. @@

 
At May 03, 2007 4:15 PM, Blogger DAV said...

Obviously you haven't seen the porn I've seen. You omitted soooooo many descriptions of pussy.

 

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