An Open Letter to My Nightly Tormentor
Dear Subconscious,
I worry a lot during the day on an impressive range of topics. When I go to sleep at night, I'd like to have a break from my incessant concerns and hand-wringing; a rest, if you will. Generally, that is the point of sleeping.
I am sure that you are only trying to help me resolve lingering issues by plaguing me with distressing dreams, but please stop. I am not particularly interested in rehashing former unpleasant job situations. I quit 6 months ago so that I would not have dreams like this any longer. It is really not cool waking up in the morning, exhausted from work, only to realize that I have yet to begin my day. Yet this has been going on for over a week now.
I trust that this open letter will shame you into doing the right thing and that you will back off a bit tonight. If not, I will have to speak to your boss about your cruel behavior.
Thanks from your tired friend,
Suzanne
Labels: fuck, I hate my fucking former employer, other rants
posted by Suzanne @ 9:59 AM
and I'm more than delighted to send some your way. Spread (ha ha!) the word!
4 Comments:
remember in one of the glorious Nightmare on Elm Street movies one of the teens brought another into their nightmare to help out with Freddie. I can do that for you as well. So, think of me in your slumber and i will kick some ass. Then, i will draw "zzzz's" and fluffy clouds so you can sleep better.
Hang in there! Stay tough!
I dunno if that helps, but I'm thinking positive thoughts in your general direction. Sleep tight!
Somebody get that woman some drugs, stat!
ps - my word verification is vvxpaxpx
that's a good one.
Please let me know if you sort this one out. I'm also plagued with this - and although sometimes I'm lucky and sort out a problem or two during z-time, I'd much rather have a quiet night of rest, you know, the kind when you wake up refreshed.
Hope you get a good night's sleep one of these days.
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