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Friday, February 02, 2007

I've Never Been Called a Heartthrob Before!

On Tuesday, a woman I quoted in a post from back in December left me a comment in which she said, “I could have said something about your resemblance to Harry Potter. OH, SNAP.”

This is why I love people who mistakenly think they are clever. Since I have neither round glasses nor a lightning bolt-shaped scar on my forehead, I must look like Daniel Radcliffe, who plays Harry Potter in the blockbuster films. Radcliffe is a seriously adorable guy with legions of tween girls whose hearts are aflutter for him. I have never been compared to a teen idol before, so I am pretty flattered. Usually people tell me I look like Anne Frank, which while I understand they mean it as a complement, is really fucking depressing.

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At February 02, 2007 9:01 AM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

Um, Billygean has a recent photo of him:

http://www.billygean.co.uk/2007/02/its-still-technically-wednesday.html

And baby, I KNOW you don't look like that. You actually don't really resemble anyone I can think of, which I suppose is good. You're unique.

 
At February 02, 2007 11:48 AM, Blogger super des said...

Bam! Take that!

He's appearing in a play in London in which he is fully nude and there's a sex scene. Parents are outraged, but this should further your flattery.

 
At February 02, 2007 12:36 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said...

Don't you just love people?

 
At February 02, 2007 1:42 PM, Blogger viciousrumours said...

It has always amused me when people try to use my physical appearence to make me feel demeaned in some way.

In response to a recent attack on my weight by some idiot I fell back on the old stand-by, "I can always lose weight...you'll still be stupid tomorrow."

I guess high-school actually was useful.

 
At February 05, 2007 8:36 AM, Blogger QueenieBadd said...

And she actually said OH SNAP.

Wow.

Suzanne, YOU are a supa-fine rockstar.

 

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