Happy Birthday Mom!

Sixty years ago today, my granny braved a blizzard in Chicago and delivered a baby girl by c-section after the kid's nose got hooked on her tail bone and she couldn't be forced out. Can you believe that the person who wears this t-shirt out in public is 60 years old?Just in case the flash created too much glare from the glitter print and the message is not readable in the pic, it says: "Sex is a misdemeanor. De-More I Miss, De-Meaner I get." Ha ha ha. That cracks me up. She wore this shirt all the time when I was a kid. See? I am so easily explained....

Happy birthday, Mom! You are awesome, and I love you.