Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: Don't Even Bother

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Don't Even Bother

To the Person in India who googled how to make a home pussy:

Don't. Really. I promise it is not going to come out well, and people could get hurt in the process or after the fact. Nothing is as embarrassing as a homemade pussy accident.

Best of luck to you.

Your Friend,
Suzanne

Labels: What is wrong with people?

6 Comments:

At January 28, 2007 11:03 PM, f to the L to the OOOOO said...: HA AHA HA AHHA HA HA HA HA HA
*Gasp for air*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*falls on floor*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
At January 29, 2007 12:16 AM, Count Mockula said...: Whoa dude. Why is the first thing that came to mind how one might actually go about making a "home pussy"? Like, jello would go bad too quickly, but where does one purchase silicone? What would be the coating? I wonder if one of those craft sites would have instructions? Perhaps a stage makeup/prosthetics site? What happens when you google "squishy tube?" I'm going to go find out.
At January 29, 2007 12:21 AM, Alex Elliot said...: That is so disturbing! Obviously he's not scared of the internet or else he wouldn't be searching on-line for instructions. Why then wouldn't he just buy a fake one from a sex site?
At January 29, 2007 12:23 AM, Count Mockula said...: http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/misc/nv1340.htm
http://flickr.com/photos/mlis/324548779/
http://www.urologyteam.com/male-urology/the-testes.htm

So, those are among the most interesting things you get. I recommend against googling "jelly tube toy" if you're easily offended.
At January 29, 2007 9:13 AM, Impossible Jane said...: Then you've never seen the movie East Is East. They make a fake pussy in that movie. Very hysterical.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0166175/
At January 30, 2007 2:23 AM, viciousrumours said...: Still laughing. That's the funniest thing I've read all week! And I've had a pretty crappy week...thanks for the smile!