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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Come One, Come All!

If you are in New York (or will be on Thursday night), and support the slaughter of innocent unborn children as strongly I do, I hereby invite you to an exciting event at NARAL NY. I’ll be speaking on a panel about how lack of access to abortion (89% of counties in the US do not have any abortion services available) forces women into either more expensive, later procedures or very dangerous situations. Having a legal right to something is utterly useless if one can’t actually take action on it.

I’m sure I’ll want to grab a bite afterward because nothing works up an appetite like talking about the right to kill babies. I think it has to do with my Jewish heritage. It is common knowledge in some communities that the blood of Christian babies is a key ingredient in matzos. Thus thinking about abortion clearly triggers a link in my head to traditional Jewish cooking, which obviously makes me hungry.*

Regardless of my need for specialty foods, I hope to see you there.

*Forget that I actually immensely dislike matzos or actual murder. It is of no consequence to my point here.

7 Comments:

At January 09, 2007 10:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately I can't make it. But we can talk about ut later as if I was there.

 
At January 09, 2007 8:39 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

Ahh... I'd love to come, but there're babies to kill in C-Town too, don't ya know. {-;

Have a great panel!

 
At January 09, 2007 9:00 PM, Blogger ET said...

Maybe white Christian babies are easier to prepare for Kosher festivities. Aarrgggg! (my favorite pirate imitation).

 
At January 09, 2007 9:02 PM, Anonymous happy and blue 2 said...

Get someone to video your speech. Or send me a kazillion dollars and I'll fly there.
The choice is yours..

 
At January 09, 2007 10:46 PM, Anonymous Katie said...

Im never in New York at the right time.

I have a box of empty matzos on my floor. now that i know the ingredients i'll be sure to pick up more.

I'll just stay here in Vic and kill babies.

 
At January 10, 2007 12:17 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

It'll be podcast, so I'll provide a link when it is available.

 
At January 10, 2007 10:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! That's awesome. Please do share the podcast.

And by the way, thanks for sharing the little-known bit of Jewish info. Who knew matzos had so much protein in them? Is this like the belief that vaccines contain fetal matter from abortions?

 

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