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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Update: Victoria's Secret Suzanne Model

This afternoon as he watched the Jets game, I donned some unflatteringly tight clothing and Husband wrapped me in three tight layers of duct tape. After about 90 minutes, he cut me free. Thus far, I am very, very pleased with the results. I need to buy more poly-fil stuffing tomorrow, and Victoria's Secret Suzanne Model will be ready for her sexy debut on Tuesday.

I think we will finally find the frightening answer to the Victoria's Secret age old question: "What is Sexy?"

Cackle cackle cackle.

3 Comments:

At December 03, 2006 11:20 PM, Blogger Lessa said...

*Cracks up* I can't wait to see the finished project!

 
At December 04, 2006 6:42 AM, Anonymous dianne said...

why do i have this unsettling feeling that a new duct tape fettish is going to come out of the woodworks for those fetishists out there? oh the hits you will get from google on this.

 
At December 04, 2006 5:05 PM, Anonymous minnie said...

omg. i can't wait to see pics!!!!

 

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