Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants

* because life is hairy *

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

It's After 1 AM

I should be sleeping. In fact, I am rather tired. However, some douche bags at the Department of Transportation decided that my street should be jackhammered at times when very few drivers will want to use it. Fuck the people who live nearby and our desire to sleep at night. We are utterly unimportant.

Goddamn bumpy rashes on shaved twat. (See below for explanation of this fine new phrase I incorporated into my list of excellent phrases I must use as frequently as possible.) I hate people.

6 Comments:

At November 01, 2006 7:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good that out post-parade posts had the same moral.

 
At November 01, 2006 8:28 AM, Blogger ET said...

Find out where the supervisor lives and when he sleeps and pay him the same curtesy. Maybe loud fire crackers and loud boom-bozes.

 
At November 01, 2006 9:00 AM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

One word: earplugs

 
At November 01, 2006 10:42 AM, Anonymous happy and blue 2 said...

Two words: Sniper rifle..

 
At November 01, 2006 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anytime you need a good night sleep, you are welcome to walk down the block where the only noises that await you are of Tiki's snores. (although they can be brutal!)

 
At November 01, 2006 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoulda come out to Brooklyn with me. Yup, no problem sleeping here.

HA! My word verification is
rsexmmmdy

 

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