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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Important Pubic - uh, I Mean Public - Alert from CUSS

Forget my previous concerns about the random obsession people have for no explicable reason for jewish pussy, something I fretted over about 30 minutes ago. No. There is a much more important things that is causing the Campaign for Unshaved Snatch to now freaking out. Do you want a Very Important Lesson on Why Furry Beavers are Good? Follow the link to The Superficial. To help keep the innocent that way, the initial pictures of Britney Spears's completely bare snatch are censored. Click on them individually, though, and - the horror! the horror! A little pubic hair, maybe even dyed with that scary new pube dye that I saw at a store for $20 (!), would have covered up a bit. Even a little landing strip, aka "vagina mustache" - would help here. As it is, I can practically see the last person she fucked. Cringe.

She's clearly not a girl and not yet a woman, based on her nether regions.

7 Comments:

At November 30, 2006 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I saw this and some other disturbing things Britney was doing, on another site. She seems to be hanging out with Paris Hilton a lot, and even letting scary Paris hold her baby. Does she maybe want Fed-ex to get custody? Kinda dwarfs the whole sex-tape thing a bit, considering her hoo-ha is all over the internet courtesy of the gynerazzi (seriously, how did they get close enough in to GET that picture? How powerful are cameras these days?)

 
At November 30, 2006 9:02 AM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

Who goes out without underwear? Is it just me, or would you kind of miss them?

This has got to be some crazy sick PR stunt.

 
At November 30, 2006 9:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is so bizarre! I was wondering if maybe some editing had been done.

 
At November 30, 2006 10:13 AM, Anonymous happy and blue 2 said...

Gynerazzi..ha,ha,ha..

 
At November 30, 2006 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewwww! While I am not opposed to shaving bare, I would not want pictures of it whever or not there was hair. And, I agree with Suebob. I would miss underwear if I did nto put it on!

 
At November 30, 2006 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ew. For some reason, that was a lot grosser than I thought it would be. K-fed has been in there. Kids have come out. Maybe I should seng Brit my coupon for free VS underwear? She clearly needs it more than I do.

 
At December 05, 2006 9:12 AM, Blogger k said...

I may be wrong, but did'nt she have those kids by c-section?

And who the hell is watching those kids while she flashes her cooter anyway?

 

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