Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants

* because life is hairy *

Monday, November 13, 2006

Eating Cock

Saturday night, I ate cock in front of a lot of people. It was succulent and juicy. The meat practically fell off the bone. I had sauce all over my face. Husband even had a taste. (He was not impressed, and will probably not eat much cock in the future.)

I indulged in cock once before when I was in Paris last November. My cousin took Husband and I to a neighborhood joint near her apartment in Montparnasse, and she recommended ordering the cock. I loved it and craved more, although it took me a year to get my act together to get some, mostly because I am too cheap to pay for cock, and you gotta go to the right places to get some. Cock ain't cheap.

Yes, coq au vin at a French bistro (in Saturday's case, Les Halles) is delectable. Who knew that roosters could be so tasty?

9 Comments:

At November 13, 2006 12:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've had coq au vin as a vegetable-broth-thing, and so I too am a fan of Cock.

 
At November 13, 2006 2:20 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

cock? this post made me blush. was it suppose to? i feel like such a prude...

 
At November 13, 2006 2:47 PM, Blogger mar said...

funny, i was just looking at the menu for the restaurant i'm going to on a date this evening and was thinking about getting the coq. i think the other kind might be involved tonight as well.

 
At November 13, 2006 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coq a vin is only one of two things that I brought wine into my house for cooking since I gave up alcohol last year. It is so much work, but OH SO worth it! It was our easter dinner. Now my mouth is watering for another serving. . .

 
At November 13, 2006 9:11 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

You are just BEGGING for the weird google searches, aintcha?

Did you see that dreamboat Tony Bourdain there?

 
At November 13, 2006 10:40 PM, Blogger Count Mockula said...

I'm a vegetarian.

 
At November 14, 2006 7:00 AM, Blogger Taunted said...

Funny, me, I love a nice juicy clam!!

lol

 
At November 14, 2006 1:48 PM, Blogger julia said...

You went to Les Halles? Oh, I'm jealous.

You SO should have called this "I ate Tony Bourdain's Cock." Imagine the google hits.

 
At November 14, 2006 4:40 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Oh damn, Julia. That is utterly brilliant. I may have to go back and change that.

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home