New from the Disturbed Mind Behind CUSS...
I am very pleased to announce my latest project, “Theo is America’s Next Top Model, aka TIANTM. TIANTM is my latest pathetic, albeit in my opinion, hilarious, attempt to garner more attention so that I can get paid to write funny things and not feel like an asshole for not earning any income and living off my husband’s hard work. Regardless, Theo is a well-known figure here at CUSS, and I am excited to do more work with him. He is adorable, cuddly, and tolerant of the ridiculous things I request that he model. We shall have great fun, I think, in our efforts to make him a famous model, possibly the first stuffed super model, although certainly not the first inanimate one.
Watch out Tyra Banks – here comes Theo!
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3 Comments:
On beehaf of wut yu dissdanefuly refur to as "stuffed animals," wee wud liek to rekwest that yu treet this ventyoor with Theo as respektfulli as possibul. It is yoor dutie to make sertain that his mentul as well as fizical helth is of utmost impourtans thruowt his modeling kareer.
Shuld this proov not to be the kase, the Lankees, Mo P, Zigmund Z, and Ignatius O Lankee, soopermodels extrordinair, will be forsed to take action. Konsider the matur karfully.
Respectfully,
Mo, Iggy, and Ziggy.
http://lankee.blogspot.com
P.S. Heer is a piktur of Mo P from hiz portfoleeo.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/84636139@N00/5634145/
actually, you should try to get theo on as many reality shows as possible. i am sure he could talk great smack on all the contestants. whenever wacky antics(like the girl who shit herself on the new season of Flava of Love) occur the camera could cut to theo's blank stare. the other contestants would go crazy!
dianne
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