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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The Today Show

Recently one of my friends investigated the Today Sponge as a birth control option. She had been persuaded by two women she trusted, Elaine on Seinfeld and her former boss, that the sponge was the most rockin' awesome birth control out there. She purchased it, read the directions, and put it in. That is when she discovered that her sources had no idea what they were talking about.

"I'm totally comfortable inserting things in my body, but I felt like I was stuffing a balloon inside me," she confessed. "Although to be fair, a balloon is not wet and heavy. You have to get the sponge wet and sudsy before you put it in..."

I love my friends. What would I do without them? I'd never learn any of this important stuff. You are the best.

6 Comments:

At June 27, 2006 3:51 PM, Blogger super des said...

Elaine also told the world that it had been taken off the market. That doesn't sound fun to me anyway.

 
At June 27, 2006 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just brought the sponge back (it was taken off the market due to licensing issues, not because of any flaws with the product). It is still very beloved by many women I know. Don't ask me why!

 
At June 27, 2006 8:50 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

One of my male friends called having sex with a woman on Today "bumping up against the mattress."

 
At June 27, 2006 9:58 PM, Anonymous Peter said...

My ex-girlfriend and I used a sponge for years with great results. It doesn't sound like the monstrosity your friend describes, however, as it was small, unobtrusive and didn't require pre-wetting.

 
At June 28, 2006 7:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i looked up the sponge website, it does require being wet and sudsy prior to inserting. i think you are thinking of a cervical cap which is small and doesn't need water.

 
At October 21, 2006 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canada offers another kind of sponge; the protectaid, which doesn't require wetting.

 

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