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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Makin' Tracks

As I used the bathroom on the train down to DC on Thursday afternoon, I noticed its roominess, especially compared to airplanes. If people were not so caught up in making the “mile-high club,” they might take better advantage of the facilities on trains. Not that I really want to encourage this, but I do like the potential for pick up lines: “Hey baby, want to be a part of my track record?” Track record, get it? Ha ha ha. Man, I love the cheesy puns, oh yes I do.

2 Comments:

At June 13, 2006 10:27 AM, Blogger ET said...

Train one liners you mentioned inspired this:
Girl, a singles bar: Do you think you could satisfied me?
Guy: I think I can, I think I can.

 
At June 13, 2006 4:01 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

That guy's Track Record must stink...

 

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