Everyone has an evil twin. When it comes to men, you always know the evil twin because he has a mustache or a scar on his face. When it comes to women, you can confidently identify the evil twin because she is chubbier than the good woman.
I am Mia Farrow's evil twin from her Rosemary's Baby era.
posted by Suzanne @ 9:31 AM
I'm a misanthropic humanist. While I'm a do-gooder by training and profession, I sort of also loathe people. Now I write, too.
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I love that haircut, and have had it myself, only in blond. Since I am chubbier than you, maybe I am YOUR evil twin!
I think everyone is chubbier than Mia Farrow.
You look more like Joan of Arc.
Mom: Thanks a lot.
Des: yes, I agree that it does not take much to be chubbier than Mia Farrow.
Count: I think we are twins in devious thinking.
So does this make me Maggie Gyllenhaal's evil twin or is she mine? (background info: I am always told that I look like her, and she also lives in Manhattan) Consider the evidence: I am often spotted running to the drug store or gym while ill-groomed and sloppily dressed, which can't be good for her reputation. However, she starred in Secretary, forcing me to watch my doppelganger have S/M relations with James Spader. Horrifying!
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