Once in a while, I ask Husband if he’d like it if I shaved my legs/pits/crotch. Last night, I was about to pose the question, when I realized that there was no use in asking. Regardless of his answer, I never have any intention of actually shaving said body part. Asking is a cruel tease. I shall not do so again.
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Well, you could shave your crotch, then buy a cheap wig and find a way to make it adhesive, and use it or not use it, to suit the mood.
No can do. The whole point of the Campaign is that I think some things are best left alone, and crotches fit into that category. So that is non-negotiable! That said, I do have a merkin, but I use it for pictures with the Giant Stuffed Penis to show what women's underwear look like when women leave the beaver as a beaver. (Example: I just don't bother shaving my legs or pits, and that's when I start to feel a bit guilty.
OK, somehow that previous comment got fucked up - the link is not about me feeling guilty, but to a page in which I used the merkin on my underwear model, the Giant Stuffed Penis.
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