Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: No, That Can't Be Right

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

And I thought a g-string was uncomfortable when it is in my ass crack?

At January 11, 2006 9:26 AM, d said...: Hopefully the tag is an indication that it's the back of the g-string. I can't decide if I'm more disturbed by the backwards display or the fact that an e-bay seller has a little plastic woman's torso at home. (assuming this is an e-bay pic) Although still better than photographing it against a linoleum floor...
At January 11, 2006 9:52 AM, Suzanne said...: Yes, it is definitely the back of the g-string. This is from eBay, but I hope that no one gets confused and wears it this way. It almost makes sense if you didn't know better - wouldn't you assume that the back part is wider than the front?

It reminds my of this one comedian who was on Last Comic Standing who was just fucking hilarious and totally should have won. She was a large African-American woman with this sidesplitting routine about how she got a g-string and wore it the wrong way. Fuck, she sooo should have won.
At January 11, 2006 10:29 AM, d said...: To prevent their consumers from making such painful mistakes, the ebay sellers should invest in plastic women's asses as well. (whatever wholesale distributor they purchase them from should just start selling them together as a set)